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[disneydream06]

This is really funny. If you are a Republican it's just a joke. Laugh a little, besides you know the Democrats schedule is coming. lol... Thanks to my friend Jim for sending me this.

Republican National Committee
Convention Schedule
New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer
led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell

6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance

6:35 PM Burning of the Bill of Rights
(excluding 2nd amendment)

6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing

6:46 PM Seminar #1:
Iraq Strategies - Voodoo/DooDoo WMD

7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong

7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries

7:40 PM EPA Address #1:
Mercury - It's what's for dinner!

8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next

8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh

8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture:
The Homos are after your Children!!

8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights
(MEN only)

8:50 PM Seminar #2
Corporations: The Government of the Future

9:00 PM Condi Rice sings
"Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"

9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong

9:10 PM EPA Address #2
Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires

9:30 PM Break for secret meetings

10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas

10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove:
Doublespeak made easy

10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of
how to squint and talk macho

10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark
"deer in headlights" stare

10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory
Kevlar chastity belt

10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of Black
Republicans

10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

10:50 PM Seminar #3
Education: A Drain on our Nation's Economy

11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata

11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft --
Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.

11:35 PM Blame Clinton

11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies

11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself

12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush
as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord,
sanctified by God Almighty to lie, cheat, and steal, Amen.


Your compliance and unconditional positive regard for all
events is expecteed.

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Those damn trees.