Funny.....

[disneydream06]

I got this from my friend angieblue. It is really cute.

 The Bike and the Mortgage
For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed
bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the
mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost
her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the
front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you
going?

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I
heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage and no bike!"

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

Ack! Parents having sex!

That's a funny story.

[silverfae.livejournal.com]

that's hysterical!