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Sorry to any of my friends that happen to be blonde...


Three natural blondes died and found themselves standing before St.
Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "So,
tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The
Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried
Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder.

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good." Then the blonde continued, "Now every
year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his
shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted.

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