Jon's Chuckle Corner.....
Aug. 19th, 2015 04:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
disneydream06Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Sounds to me like she's..... been..... sweeping around!!!
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly, little cute, and clean jokes.
LOL...................................
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Sounds to me like she's..... been..... sweeping around!!!
Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly, little cute, and clean jokes.
LOL...................................
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Date: 2015-08-19 12:32 pm (UTC)MERCY! cried my funny bone
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Date: 2015-08-22 03:27 am (UTC)Yep, nothing like clean jokes, I appreciate them :-)
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Date: 2015-08-31 04:40 am (UTC)Got it from a friend many years ago. lol...