Big People Joke.....

[disneydream06]

A group of preschoolers were trying to become accustomed to
kindergarten. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted
on no baby talk! You need to use "Big People' words," she was always
reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER use 'Big people'
words!", the patient teacher replied.

Then the teacher asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No, the teacher said, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked Alex what he had done?

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little
chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

I like big people words.