How To Call A Policeman......

[disneydream06]

My friend, Rick sent me this one.....

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife
told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could
see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off
the
light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He
phoned
the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then
they
said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door
and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again.

"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in
my
shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot
them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an
ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police
caught
the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George:  "I thought you said that you'd
shot
them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT...

Okay, true or not it is a riot...

Comments

[morzsa.livejournal.com]

I can imagine it is true....

[brienf.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be surprised if it were true. But I'd be afraid to ... exaggerate whilst calling 911 - maybe the guy would have been in trouble for lying or wasting emergency resources?

Chief Wiggum explained once, "The law is powerless to protect you, not punish you." Or something to that effect.

:(