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Jun. 5th, 2004 02:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
disneydream06Another funny thanks to my friend Jim...
From the comedian Robin Williams, who is an Episcopalian, on a recent HBO
special:
Top 10 Reasons to Be an Episcopalian:
10. No snake handling.
9. You can believe in dinosaurs.
8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.
7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.
6. Pew aerobics.
5. Church year is color-coded.
4. Free wine on Sunday.
3. All of the pageantry -- none of the guilt.
2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
...and the Number One Reason to be an Episcopalian:
1. No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other
Episcopalian who agrees with you.
From the comedian Robin Williams, who is an Episcopalian, on a recent HBO
special:
Top 10 Reasons to Be an Episcopalian:
10. No snake handling.
9. You can believe in dinosaurs.
8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.
7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.
6. Pew aerobics.
5. Church year is color-coded.
4. Free wine on Sunday.
3. All of the pageantry -- none of the guilt.
2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
...and the Number One Reason to be an Episcopalian:
1. No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other
Episcopalian who agrees with you.
