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[disneydream06]

I think this has been around for awhile, but my friend just sent it to me, so I had to share.......


Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So, I eased my
car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and
opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them
at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in
trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the
approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my
lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is
tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He
got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was
not a happy camper! ''What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing
here by the road?"

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
"Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

Comments

[owlstorm_9]

at least they worked.....

[yayhappens.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaa!

I hadn't heard that one yet.