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[disneydream06]

> > My Wife Can't Hear.............
> >
> > A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and
> >he
> >thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
> >her,
> >he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told
> >him
> >there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give
> >the
> >doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
> >
> > "Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away
> >from
> >her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she
> >hears you.
> >If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
> >response."
> >
> > That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he
> >was in
> >the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see
> >what
> >happens."
> >
> > In a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?" No
> >response. So
> >the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
> >wife,
> >and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he
> >moves
> >into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
> >and asks,
> >"Honey, what's for dinner?" Again, no response. So, he walks up
> >to the kitchen door, about 10 feet
> >away and asks "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again, there is no
> >response. So
> >he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
> >
> > (I just love this.)
> >
> > "Earl, for the 5th time, CHICKEN!"

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[owlstorm_9]

"ouch"...