Isn't It Punny.....
Jan. 7th, 2026 08:16 amJan. 7th...
Two Cannibals Are Eating A
Clown. One Cannibal Turns
To The Other And Asks,
"This Taste Funny To You?"
Two Cannibals Are Eating A
Clown. One Cannibal Turns
To The Other And Asks,
"This Taste Funny To You?"
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Date: 2026-01-07 03:19 pm (UTC)My favorite cannibal joke is:
A couple of missionaries are captured by cannibals. They're thrown in the pot and slowly cooking and one turns to the other and says 'Looks like the end. Our only hope is prayer!' So they pray 'Oh, Lord! Please make these cannibals Christians!' And all at once, the cannibals get on their knees and start praying!
The missionaries start jumping up and down in the hot soup rejoicing and shouting Hallelujah! and the head cannibal whacks them with a big wooden spoon and shouts 'Shut up!' then gets back on his knees and prays 'Oh, Lord, for this bounty which we are about to receive we thank you...'
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