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[disneydream06]

From my friend, Joan.....

Life cycle

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being to healthy,

Go collect your pension,

Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
Ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, and you become a baby,

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like
central heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarter's everyday, and
finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Comments

[tintaglia30.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm with you - to a point.
As a mother, I DO NOT want to even think about giving birth, in reverse!
And think about puberty, you balls shooting back up, hairs growin IN... hmmm. Maybe not! :P

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

A lot of it does sound tempting though doesn't it. LOL.....

[owlstorm_9]

Interesting concept....I'll have to look around the Control Room that is my brain and see if there's a "reverse" button...

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

Let me know if you find it. There are definitely days I could use that button. lol...

[scorpio56.livejournal.com]

very interesting concept indeed.