The Quotable A**hole..........
Jul. 24th, 2018 01:04 amA little behind on these.....
July 18th.....
"Seven beers followed by two
scotches and a thimble of
marijuana and it's funny how
sleep comes all on it's own."
David Sedaris --- American Humorist
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July 19th.....
"You know that look women
get when they want sex?
Me neither."
Drew Carey --- American Comedian
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July 20th.....
"It takes two people to ruin a
perfectly good day. First a person
who says something downright
nasty about you, and second, a
dear friend who makes sure you
hear about it immediately."
Unknown...
July 18th.....
"Seven beers followed by two
scotches and a thimble of
marijuana and it's funny how
sleep comes all on it's own."
David Sedaris --- American Humorist
*****************
July 19th.....
"You know that look women
get when they want sex?
Me neither."
Drew Carey --- American Comedian
*****************
July 20th.....
"It takes two people to ruin a
perfectly good day. First a person
who says something downright
nasty about you, and second, a
dear friend who makes sure you
hear about it immediately."
Unknown...
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Date: 2018-07-24 12:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-07-24 01:28 pm (UTC)Thank goodness that's one I don't have to worry about. LOL.....