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Oct. 13th, 2004 04:50 amA funny from my friend, Jim. Way to funny...
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop and with them are their nine
children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus
arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able
to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
the side walk and says to him: "Why don' t you put a piece of rubber at the
end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy!"
The blind man replies: "If you'd put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd
be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop and with them are their nine
children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus
arrives,they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able
to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the husband
gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
the side walk and says to him: "Why don' t you put a piece of rubber at the
end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy!"
The blind man replies: "If you'd put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd
be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"