Joke Time.....

[disneydream06]

Here's a couple from my friend, Jim.....

The definition 'Bravery'

True bravery is arriving home stinking drunk after a very late night
out with the boys.....

Then.....being assaulted by your wife with a broom,

And still having the guts to ask:

"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"

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A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible
for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different
world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space
travel, nuclear energy, computers..."

Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
"You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we
invented them! What are you doing for the next generation??"

Touche'

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