Dear Diary.....
Sep. 17th, 2004 03:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
disneydream06Here is a little joke I got from my friend, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
angieblue.
The following was recovered from the diary of a young beautiful lady after taking a week-long cruise.
MONDAY: Dear Diary: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain personally asked me to dine at his table. Great food and lively conversation.
TUESDAY: Dear Diary: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. It was a very interesting place to be, but I didn't understand all the technical instruments.
WEDNESDAY: Dear Diary: This evening the Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. While he is an attractive man, I'm not that type of a lady.
THURSDAY: Dear Diary: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: Dear Diary:
This afternoon I saved 1,600 lives. Twice!
angieblue.The following was recovered from the diary of a young beautiful lady after taking a week-long cruise.
MONDAY: Dear Diary: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain personally asked me to dine at his table. Great food and lively conversation.
TUESDAY: Dear Diary: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. It was a very interesting place to be, but I didn't understand all the technical instruments.
WEDNESDAY: Dear Diary: This evening the Captain made proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman. While he is an attractive man, I'm not that type of a lady.
THURSDAY: Dear Diary: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: Dear Diary:
This afternoon I saved 1,600 lives. Twice!
