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I think I have come up with a way to make my fortune.

I am going to invent a washer and dryer that doesn't turn your cloths inside and out.
Now I just need to teach myself mechanics and what not. :p

Date: 2012-03-04 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
Wonder how long it will take to study mechanics? :p

Date: 2012-03-03 07:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] owlstorm_9
Maybe if they go in the wash inside-out, they'll come out outside-in? (Usually doesn't work that way with me, but you may be lucky.)

Date: 2012-03-04 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
LOL........

Date: 2012-03-03 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jiang-shi.livejournal.com
You could also invent silent velcro. You would be a hero to hundred the universe over! Or a convection oven with three types of heat to cook a turkey in twenty two minutes.

Date: 2012-03-04 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
Silent velcro? Wow, that would be great for theater.
A turkey in 22 minutes? WOW..... :o

Date: 2012-03-04 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jiang-shi.livejournal.com
I know, right? It's kind of amaazing that no one has captialized on the idea of silent velcro. Think of the uses! Theatre! Sex slaves! Stalkers! Oh, and of course those times when you're with the one you love and mom and dad don't know...

Yes, with three types of heat you can - in fact - cook a turkey in twenty two minutes. Know how I know this? Alec Baldwin told me. He never lies.

Date: 2012-03-04 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
I would think with his hot temper he could cook a turkey quicker than 22 minutes. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or a stalker with a sex slave? :p

Date: 2012-03-04 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jiang-shi.livejournal.com
I don't know about his temper, but he (was once, long ago) is kinda hott.

Stalker with a sex slave...how kinky of you!

Date: 2012-03-04 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
I think he's brother William was better looking. :p

Date: 2012-03-05 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellierachael.livejournal.com
ooh I'll buy one of those! haha

Date: 2012-03-05 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
My first customer. :)
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