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disneydream06Jokes by George Burns......
*Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th.
*First of all you've got to have talent. And then you have to marry her like I did.
*For 30 years my act consisted of one joke... and then she died.
*Do you know what it means to come home at night to a women who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
*Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
*Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th.
*First of all you've got to have talent. And then you have to marry her like I did.
*For 30 years my act consisted of one joke... and then she died.
*Do you know what it means to come home at night to a women who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house.
*Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
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Date: 2011-09-18 01:38 am (UTC)Cute...thanks for sharing!
*hugs*
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