disneydream06

Sorry it's a little long...

Thanks for sending me all the e-mail advice, warnings and
competitions, last year.

1.. I have stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good
for removing toilet stains.
2.. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
infected with AIDS.
3.. I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.
4.. I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me
with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
5.. I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they will ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to
Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
6.. I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens they
contain may turn me gay.
7.. I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing
other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred
in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
8.. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will
get sick from the rat feces and urine.
9.. When I go to parties I don't look at any guy no matter how hot he is,
for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub
full of ice.
10.. I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl,
she's been 7 since 1993...
11.. I am still waiting for the checks (I am expecting at least $15,000)
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program.
12.. My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.

But, I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I
broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse.

Within 60 seconds you must send this to everyone in your address book or
you will gain 20 pounds and all your hair will fall out within the week.