Spaghetti Anyone?

[disneydream06]

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in
him
that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
secretly have the
child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide
child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how
he
would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her
to
simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He
would
then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, "You received a very strange postcard today." "Oh,
just give it
to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as
her
husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

Comments

[brienf.livejournal.com]

You made me laugh out loud in a public place! Well, people thought I was weird already, so I guess it's ok.