Just To Make You Smile...

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Little Billy

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the
word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher
says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in
the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Billy from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a f*rt have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Billy! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I have DEFINITELY sh*t my pants..."



Every Little Girl's Dream

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All  I
want out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals
would that be sugar?"
The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the
garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it".
The Teacher nearly Fainted.