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[disneydream06]

I got this from my friend, Joan. It's too funny not to share. :)

Ten Commandments-Minnesota Style

1. Der's Only One God Ya Know.

2. Don't Make the Fish on Yer Mantle An Idol.

3. Cussin' Ain't Minnesota Nice.

4. Go To Church-Even When Yer "Up Nort".

5. Honor Yer Folks.

6. Don't Kill-Catch and Release.

7. Der's Only One Lena For Every Ole-NO CHEATIN'.

8. If It Ain't Yer Lutefisk, Don't Take It.

9. Don't Be Braggin 'Bout How Much Snow You Shoveled.

10. Keep Yer Mind Off Yer Neighbor's Hot Dish.