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[disneydream06]

I got this from my friend, Joan.......


Hi friends - here is a little info on investments in this time
of unrest.




If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Delta Airlines

one year ago you will have $49.00 today.


If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in AIG one year ago

you will have $33.00 today.


If you had purchased $1000.00 of shares in Lehman Brothers

one year ago you will have $.00 today.


But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of Beer one year

ago, you drank all the beer then turned in the Aluminum for

recycling refund you will have received $214.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to

drink heavily and recycle. I call it my 401-Keg plan.



A recent study found the average American walks about 900

miles a year. Another study found Americans drink on

average 22 gallons of alcohol a year, That means on average

Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.



Makes you proud to be an American.

Comments

[maymorning.livejournal.com]

I like that, 41 miles to the gallon! LOL!!

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

I might have to start drinking beer. :p

[bozotkutya.livejournal.com]

Cool! Haha

[detour21.livejournal.com]

i love beer!
but it gives me a beer belly.
but if i save enough from recycling all my aluminum.. i could afford lipo!!!!

lol i AM a true american.

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

Now that sounds like good old American smarts. :p