My Fine Is.........

[disneydream06]

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up
your total fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend $20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..."


And the total is..... $205.10
I guess I could be a lot worse. :p

Comments

[owlstorm_9]

Show Off???

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

Well, you are winning the weight loss contest, so I had to come out on top some where. :p

my fine is...

[scorpio56.livejournal.com]

can you post bail for me?

$680.60

Re: my fine is...

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

Well, there goes my vacation this Summer. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

well, i'm alot older...

[mtpati.livejournal.com]

and therefore more experienced. aren't I?
$545.60

Re: well, i'm alot older...

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

So I have a lot more fun to look forward to? hehehe........

[silverfae.livejournal.com]

I quit reading when it reached $300, but damn, why a tax on masturbation?

[silverfae.livejournal.com]

...and I tried having sex with someone on MySpace, but we kept falling off the computer.

(bahdoom-Boom)

$815.60
Yes, I admit I peed in a pool.
...and what's up with the Puerto Rican question?

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

I thought the whole Puerto Rican question was bizarre too. :o
Remind me not to go swimming with you. LoL......

[silverfae.livejournal.com]

It was 30 years ago, no worries now.

.. I did wonder how many people would really admit to it. C'mon we've ALL done it, even if we were just lil kids.

[owlstorm_9]

Isn't that what they made chlorine for??

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

I am trying to think if I was ever in a pool long enough to pee in it? lol......

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that sound exactly like something the government would try to do? lol.........