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From my friend, Joan.....

If you ever get these two environments confused, this should make
things a little bit clearer.
IN PRISON......you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK.......you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON......you get three meals a day.
AT WORK.......you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON......you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.......you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON......the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.......you're often required to carry a security card and
open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON......you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.......you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON......you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.......you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON......they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.......you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON......all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK.......you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON......you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.......they're called managers.

IN PRISON......you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK.......you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

Date: 2006-08-10 12:44 pm (UTC)
owlstorm_9: (Default)
From: [personal profile] owlstorm_9
oh, what did I do wrong to not be in jail?.....

Date: 2006-08-11 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
When you think about it, it looks pretty tempting.

Date: 2006-08-11 07:56 am (UTC)
owlstorm_9: (Default)
From: [personal profile] owlstorm_9
I might send this to Fearless Leader & see what kind of reaction I get...

Date: 2006-08-11 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
I love it. You must tell me what he says. :)
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Date: 2006-08-10 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverfae.livejournal.com
I suppose you do if you're there long enough and have a lil jail job.
I shudder at the pay scale.

Date: 2006-08-11 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
I wonder how much folding laundry pays? :p

Date: 2006-08-10 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silverfae.livejournal.com
Thas funny!

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