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Jeff Foxworthy meets Minnesota.......

If you know how to say...Wayzata. ..Mahtomedi. .Cloquet. Edina ..and Shakopee,
You might live in Minnesota

If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,
You might live in Minnesota

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Minnesota

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction,
You might live in Minnesota

If you find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might live in Minnesota

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
42 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota

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Some good news for a change.........



A tragic death was narrowly avoided in Orlando Wednesday night when a quick-thinking hotel guest caught a two year old as she fell from a fourth-floor balcony. Jah-Nea Myles was playing on a balcony and had apparently escaped the attention of her mother and a friend. Helen Beard, an English tourist, saw Myles hanging from the balcony, then slipping through and falling, so she caught the girl before she hit the ground. Although Myles struck a railing on her way down, police said she appeared to be unhurt and in good spirits.