Spaghetti Anyone?

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in
him
that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to
secretly have the
child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide
child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how
he
would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her
to
simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He
would
then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, "You received a very strange postcard today." "Oh,
just give it
to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as
her
husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

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You've Got to Be Kidding.....

For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a re-fresher course...............





Now you know everything!!!

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venusis the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.


The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first "MarlboroMan."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


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Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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Now you know everything there is to know. Of importance that is.