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Why don't they take coffee breaks in Iowa?

It takes too long to retrain them. :p

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

15. 1 to hold the bulb and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins. :p

Date: 2015-07-19 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davesmusictank.livejournal.com
I love that second one.Must remember to say that to Graeme.

Date: 2015-07-19 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
Spread them far and wide. :)

Date: 2015-07-19 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaquir.livejournal.com
hahaha that 2n one is awesome!

the 1st one I really don't -get- sorry

Date: 2015-07-20 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
In Minnesota we tease the Iowans as being "slow", so if they take a coffee break, they are gone long enough to lose all their skills and have to be retrained before they can start working again. :p

Date: 2015-07-20 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaquir.livejournal.com
aha I see! Well, it's an inside joke than :pppp

Date: 2015-07-20 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
It's like telling a Blonde joke, are they popular over there? Only in Minnesota, you can it to Iowans. lol...

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Date: 2015-07-23 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellierachael.livejournal.com
Lol yeah I didn't get that first one either :p

Date: 2015-07-24 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
Does my explaination make sense? :p

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Date: 2015-07-19 09:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] owlstorm_9
Poor Iowans... *snicker*

Date: 2015-07-20 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
LOL... On one of the cds they took pity on Iowa and directed the jokes at Wisconsin. lol...

Date: 2015-07-19 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seaivy.livejournal.com
there was a New York version of #2
How many stagehands does it take to change a light?
one and 14 helpers who have relatives in the Union
you got a problem with that?

Date: 2015-07-20 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2015-07-20 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmcmck.livejournal.com
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but lord knows how they got in there!

Date: 2015-07-20 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
OMg, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2015-07-20 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmcmck.livejournal.com
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?


FISH!

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Date: 2015-07-20 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashmedai.livejournal.com
Hahaha! I have to tell Connor the second one, he's Irish and will get a kick out of it.

*hugs*

Date: 2015-07-21 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ashmedai.livejournal.com
Well, he loves my "Irish Yoga" tee-shirt: http://www.amazon.com/T-Line-Mens-Humor-Irish-T-Shirt/dp/B009PHDJ7U

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Date: 2015-07-21 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaishin108.livejournal.com
Oh my the Iowa joke, hee hee! I am really glad we are not moving there ahh haa!

Date: 2015-07-21 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
We give transfers a bit of a break. LOL.......

Date: 2015-07-21 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaishin108.livejournal.com
Awww, thanks! I guess I will become an Idahoan vs an Iweegee though. I can't remember how you spell that ;-)

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Date: 2015-07-22 08:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] endlessblush.livejournal.com
I look forward to more Chuckle Corners :D

Date: 2015-07-22 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
I need to get the cds playing again and write some more down. LOL.......

Date: 2015-07-22 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dan4behr.livejournal.com
Gee, and to think I really liked Iowa when I visited there a few years ago!

Date: 2015-07-23 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian15.livejournal.com
LOL............
And if I was from Iowa, it would be a Minnesota Joke. LOL.....
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