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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of
breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull
mated 50 times last year."
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last
year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that
said,"This> bull mated 120 times last year."
The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You
could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This
bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go and ask him if it was with the
same> cow."
The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he
should eventually make a full recovery.

Date: 2004-11-20 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brienf.livejournal.com
That husband wasn't very smart. :)

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