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[disneydream06]

I think I have come up with a way to make my fortune.

I am going to invent a washer and dryer that doesn't turn your cloths inside and out.
Now I just need to teach myself mechanics and what not. :p

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[jiang-shi.livejournal.com]

I know, right? It's kind of amaazing that no one has captialized on the idea of silent velcro. Think of the uses! Theatre! Sex slaves! Stalkers! Oh, and of course those times when you're with the one you love and mom and dad don't know...

Yes, with three types of heat you can - in fact - cook a turkey in twenty two minutes. Know how I know this? Alec Baldwin told me. He never lies.

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

I would think with his hot temper he could cook a turkey quicker than 22 minutes. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or a stalker with a sex slave? :p

[jiang-shi.livejournal.com]

I don't know about his temper, but he (was once, long ago) is kinda hott.

Stalker with a sex slave...how kinky of you!

[thespian15.livejournal.com]

I think he's brother William was better looking. :p