disneydream06 | (no subject)

Jeff Foxworthy meets Minnesota.......

If you know how to say...Wayzata. ..Mahtomedi. .Cloquet. Edina ..and Shakopee,
You might live in Minnesota

If vacation means going "up north" for the weekend,
You might live in Minnesota

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You might live in Minnesota

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and of course, road construction,
You might live in Minnesota

If you find -10 degrees "a little chilly",
You might live in Minnesota

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
42 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in Minnesota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in Minnesota

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Minnesota