If Bea Arthur married Sting she'd Bea Sting.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho she'd be Bo Ho.
If Queen Latifah married Larry King she'd be Queen King.
If Rosemary Clooney married Andy Rooney she'd be Rosemary Clooney Rooney.
If Kitty Dukakis married Jonathon Katz she'd be Kitty Katz.
If Snoop Dogg married Winnie the Pooh he'd be Snoop Dogg Pooh.
If Jane Seymour married Timothy Bottoms she'd be Jane Seymour Bottoms.
If Tippy Headron married ZZ Top she'd be Tippy Top.
If Drew Barrymore married Jim Carrey she'd be Drew Carrey.
If Mary Chapin Carpenter married Christopher Plumber and George Foreman she'd be Mary Chapin Carpenter Plumber Foreman.
If Danielle Steele married Larry Bird and Nicolas Cage she'd be Danielle Steele Bird Cage.
If Olive Oly married Meatloaf she'd be Olive Loaf.
If Joan Lunden married Jeff Bridges she'd be Joan Lunden Bridges.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she'd be Ella Vader.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depoch Chopra she'd be Oprah Chopra.