The Quotable A**hole..........

August 14th.....

"Swearing was invented as a
compromise between running
away and fighting."

Finley Peter Dunne --- American Humorist
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August 15th.....

"Beauty may be skin deep,
but ugly goes clear
to the bone."

Redd Foxx --- American Comedian
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August 16th.....

"His mother should have thrown
him away kept the stork."

Mae West