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May 2nd is...

Today is Teacher Day and Brother and Sister Day


So I would like to shout out to my teacher friends. You guys rock.

How Puny Are These..............

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The
ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll
serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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