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Stolen from poeticceadsearc.....

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From my friend, Craig...

Sex in the Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly "I'll
explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

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Has anyone sent me an invite to a site called Who-Remembers-Me.com? I have gotten a couple of email invites from this site that says a friend has invited me, but it never says who the friend is. I am just trying to figure out if a friend really did, or if they just got my address some where.