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A Little Joke.....
Jul. 29th, 2004 02:19 am| : I was very pregnant, and it was rotten luck when, several
| : days before my due date, my husband fell from the porch
| : roof, sprained both ankles and was restricted to crutches.
| : So when I went into labor and he couldn't drive, I took
| : the wheel, stopping every time I had a contraction.
| :
| : Finally, we got to the hospital. I dropped him at the
| : maternity entrace, and he hobbled off to the admitting
| : desk, where the nurse told him to go to the emergency
| : room.
| :
| : No, it's my wife," he told her. "She's in Labor."
| :
| : "Where is she?" the nurse asked.
| :
| : "She's parking the car and bringing in the bags."
| : days before my due date, my husband fell from the porch
| : roof, sprained both ankles and was restricted to crutches.
| : So when I went into labor and he couldn't drive, I took
| : the wheel, stopping every time I had a contraction.
| :
| : Finally, we got to the hospital. I dropped him at the
| : maternity entrace, and he hobbled off to the admitting
| : desk, where the nurse told him to go to the emergency
| : room.
| :
| : No, it's my wife," he told her. "She's in Labor."
| :
| : "Where is she?" the nurse asked.
| :
| : "She's parking the car and bringing in the bags."
