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Wow, I think today is the first day I have ever opened my journal and not have any new friends entries than from when I left in the morning. It must have been a really quiet Friday. lol...

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I had my opening night at the theater tonight. Everyone else has already done the show for a weekend. I decided the Cher concert was more important than the show so someone else played my part last weekend.
I kind of got off to a rocky start but I forged ahead. I think the audience was okay with it. At least they didn't boo me. No, wait a minute, they did boo me. I am the villain after all. lol...
I will try harder Saturday night. I always feel bad when I mess up. I am not quite a perfectionist but close.

I'm A Star.....

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Living bottle of hair gels (WB, 3:00): thespian15 (Petula Clark) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with paistedan (Jackie Chan). At the same time, justins1stdiary (Ariauna Albright) buys a wheelbarrow from agocza (Molly Ringwald). In the next town over, findingronnie (Jada Pinkett) tells cutedavieboy (James Marsters) about Scientology. Afterwards, jamesplace87 (Charlton Heston) overhears celestialwillow (David Arquette) talking about circadian rhythms. On the other side of town, sheeppainter (Lee Marvin) makes fun of morzsa (Peter Sellers) for enjoying flirting. Presented in HDTV.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Youre famous for:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Being a slut </td><td bgcolor="#000000">You get famous:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">May 3, 2065</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You make $$ per/year:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$2.08731345910341e+15</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Do people like you?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Everyone loves you </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Dead/Alive:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">No one knows </td>

F A M E by spazyspag
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Your name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Gay Man Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Georgie </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Gay Man Occupation</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Canadian Priest </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Stereotypical Gay Man Trait</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Lisping </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Gay Man Music of Choice</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Dreamstreet </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your Gay Man Cause of Death</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Suicide </td>

If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Ex-Husband</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Paul Thomas </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Date Married</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">June 20, 2015</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Date Divorced</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">January 22, 2042</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Reason for Divorce</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">He was already married </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Amount of Alimony</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$481,957</td>

Who will your ex-husband be? by Bert
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I thought he loved only me...
LOL.....

Scary Quote.....

Here is a quote that W. made on his first trip to Washington DC after "winning" the election...
"I told all four that there were going to be some times where we don't agree with each other. But that's OK. If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier--- just as long as I'm the dictator."

OMG!!! Does ths sound way to familiar to present day happenings???