One line that I'll never forget from the comedy series Soap was an exchange between Jodie (Billy Crystal) and Mrs. Tate (Katherine Helmund).

J: Many famous people through history were gay. Aristotle, Socrates, Plato...
MT (interrupts, astonished): Plato! Mickey Mouse's dog was GAY?!
J (continues, nonplussed): Yeah, and Goofy was his lover.