Over 5 years ago, my oldest niece announced she was marrying her girlfriend. My wife and I were very happy for her and told her immediately that we'd be there.

My dad said no way he'd be attending their wedding.

My mom asked if we could take her. Told her no problem.

My brother said he'd like to punch her in the face. Because if she wants to be the man in a marriage, she should be able to take a punch.

I'm not very fond of my brother for quite a number of reasons.