The Quotable A**hole..........

I bought a daily calendar for 2018 that's titled The Quotable A**hole.
Not completely sure about the A**hole part of the title because a lot of them are just funny.
Gonna be sharing some with you.
Here a couple so far...

Jan. 2:
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns, American comedian/actor

Jan. 3:
Oh, I don't blame Congress, if I had $600 Billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible too.
George Lichty, American Cartoonist

Jan. 4:
The Secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman, British Comedian