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New Jersey Jokes...

The reason New Yorkers are depressed is because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. :p

Did you hear about the hurricane that hit New Jersey and did $11 millions in improvements? :p

Why does New Jersey have so many toxic waste dumps and Washington DC have so many lawyers?
New Jersey got first choice. :p

Yo Mama Jokes...

Your mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. :p

Your mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks and the menu and says, Okay. :p

Your mama's so fat, you have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. :p

Your mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a bugger popped out of George Washington's nose. :p

Your mama's so fat, when she put on some BVDs by the time she got them on they spelled Boulevard. :p

Your mama's so ugly she makes onions cry. :p

Your mama's so ugly it takes three hours at the beauty shop to get an estimate. :p

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